hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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