I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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