Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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