u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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