Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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