I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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