They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize
