you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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