it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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