is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
they're like a gay fantastic four
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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