you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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