I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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