how do flat chested girls get laid?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I need to calm my uterus...
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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