it wasn't lemon gatorade
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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