I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Drake has all the answers
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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