Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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