If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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