I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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