ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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