she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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