In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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