you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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