You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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