And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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