So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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