i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Quick, to the slutcave!
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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