I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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