That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
