She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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