Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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