yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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