how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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