went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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