i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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