just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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