She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i think my cat just said my name.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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