I can't watch pbs sober anymore
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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