So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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