She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
too bad you live with your parents still
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Come share oat with me in your robe
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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