my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Every concussion has its silver lining
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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