Your dad touched me again.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
