just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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