What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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