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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.

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(818): View more from California

Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...

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(805): View more from California

I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift

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(585): View more from New York

wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat

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