i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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