I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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