i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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