Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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