This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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