Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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