My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm too high and old for this...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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