if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Bring me that man meat
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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