My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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