so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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